Wow. This is far worse than I initially thought after your first post.

Clearly, this picture seems to imply Scout as the culprit — in the tree, with reading material, Metamucil on the ground. One is tempted to ask the question: How did Scout get up into that tree? But that would be the wrong question. No the real question is: Who is that is attempting to frame poor Scout?

Consider the facts: a) We have more than enough evidence to convict Scout here, and yet … where did this evidence come from? Isn’t it suspicious that it shows up the day after your initial post? b) this is just way too much. I can buy that Scout could get up into the tree, and he reads. But that Dog is too smart to be chowin’ down on some Metamucil. Please! This is clearly a set up!

No, Ande. Initially I thought it was a bird. But there’s really only two explanations now:

Either this is the work of an evil organizaton, probably affiliated with our government … or it is the work of a cat — the only animal sinister enough to attempt such a blatant cover-up.

You may be in over your head here. It’s probably best to wash the truck and move on without asking any more questions. Cats and government agencies will mess you up, dude.

By Spike on 03.31.06 8:51 am

I could not agree more. I did what any normal human being would do. I immediately took scout to get a lie detector test. Ohh and to my suprise clean as a whistle. that made me ask the questions of metamucil, reading material, and a book on how to make the poop look like bird poop? If it was a cat which in some way, shape, or form their is a cat envolved but why would a cat try to make it look like bird poop?

that also leads me to wonder how did scout get into the tree?

look closer and you will see why….

By Ande on 04.01.06 7:36 am

Hmm. I must be missing whatever it is your pointing to … (I’ve literally spent 20 minutes looking at this picture).

I still think it’s a cat (or the government agency).

Think about it: The two animals implicated in this whole thing were first a bird and then a dog. These are the two mortal enemies of a cat.

Thinking about it that way, I wouldn’t be suprised if a gold fish is implicated in the next few days.

By Spike on 04.02.06 11:43 am

ok,
actually your line of thinking is right on you are only missing one important thing. The most mortal enemy of a cat is what? ……..
that is right, it is a rat. that is why i sat, trying not to get fat, then out of a tree like a giant bat, splat, i think that giant white stuff is shat.

that was weird. anyhow, notice the size of the books in comparison to scout. even text books are smaller then scout. so obviously scout is not the one in the tree, it is bill the huge neighborhood rat (the ringleader if you will) in a scout suit (go to target if you want one)setting up the cat by purposefully downing metamucil (stirring up the bowels)then letting go on the truck leaving a perfect bird shaped poop… are you following me?

By Ande on 04.02.06 2:14 pm

I think it’s Pratt.

By Catbird on 04.02.06 7:30 pm

Wow. You just totally blew my mind — in a Dr. Seuss kind of way.

So you’re saying that Bill the Rat set up the Cat by going splat — making it look like Squating Scout was plopping it out?

Or to put it another way …

So the Rat set up the Cat by making it look like the Cat was setting up both the Dog and the Bird using a Turd?

I just gotta say …

This is easily the most messed up poop I’ve ever read about on the internet. The whole animal kingdom has gone heywire. And now Catbird wants to blame it on a seminary prof?

Pratt sat and went splat framing the rat and the cat?

I’ve gotta find some normal blogs. I’m going to have nightmares about this….

By Spike on 04.02.06 9:33 pm