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Paintball is for wimps. You should try bottle-rocket. It’s the same except you use bottle rockets. You CAN still run into walls though.
By Paul on 02.26.06 7:10 pm
Myself being a paintball expert I must say that the best thing to do in paintball is do not get lit up! Fun stuff!
By Lilly on 02.27.06 12:20 pm
Ande.
First of all … love the blog. Long time listener first time caller. You were made for blogging. Of course, I only mean that in a Westminster Shorter Catechism Q1 kinda way.
Secondly, I think you need to include in your list of lessons learned about paintball the following items: (You may title this, things you should’ve learned about paintball, but didn’t)
1) Never play with little kids. They are generally too young to have learned to be polite in a game of violence. Worst of all, they’re impossible to hit — the little buggars. Wait until they grow up … then nail ‘m in the BEEP. This may keep them from reproducing and spawning other impossible-to-hit-arrogant-little brats.
2) The four feet rule (you know, the one that when you’re like four feet from someone you should say “bang” rather than shooting them point-blank) is (as they say in Pirates of the Caribean) more of what you a call a guideline. Use your best judgement. If they look like someone who is going to light you up when you say “bang” empty 10 rounds on ‘m. Or … if they’re little kids, do us all a favor and nail ‘m now cause if you’re any further away you’ll miss and they need to be taught a lesson.
3. Playing with your friends is much more fun than playing with strangers. You get exponentially more joy from nailing someone you know than from popping a complete stranger in the back. I think there’s just less guilt. Unless of course, the stranger is the 10 year old boy who has been talking junk all day because he has an automatic gun his mom bought him with matching mask and knee pads. Nothing in the world is more satisfying than nailing that kid.
(Note: I really do like kids, but there are reasons why there are age limits on things like guns, tobacco, and alcohol — don’t get me started.)
By Spike on 03.10.06 10:05 pm
spike,
first thanks for the comment, second that is freaking hilarious.
“reproducing” … i never thought of that.
“if they’re little kids, do us all a favor and nail ‘m now cause if you’re any further away you’ll miss and they need to be taught a lesson.”,
you might single handidly be changing the face of paintball interaction with kids forever. I understand totally from this post that you do actually love kids, you love them enough to do what is best for them.
I think actually we should take this to the next level and stalk the little kids and when they come out in the morning to get on the bus have like 8 of us pepper the junk out of them when they least expect it!!!! and when they are lying down crying have my dog eat their homework!!!! wait………
p-nut
By Ande on 03.11.06 7:16 am
P-nut,
First of all, what were you doing up at 7:16 this morning. That’s just sick.
Secondly, what happened to you dude? The last time I saw you, you were being carried away by homeland security for a fully body cavity search. I heard the screams. Ouch.
Finally, when did you learn to speak English? Night School?
By Spike on 03.11.06 12:46 pm
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